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I’m pretty much positive AVG is just making up viruses so that I think they are being productive.
I mean…Did I really have a virus named, “backdoor” on my computer. Did I really?

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Please stop asking how I get my hair so blue.
I know you don’t actually care.
And it’s a really long and boring process to explain to someone who is only going to find it long and boring.
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m going to just start calling people out.
or making up stories like, “I sacrifice bunnies to Satan and he does the leg work for me.”
And yes, asking me about my tattoos is only a step up.

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Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge there was someone like you out there.
- Good Will Hunting (1997)
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If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires - I’m in. 

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fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

this is very important

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Justin Bartels - Impression (2012)

I can’t not reblog this.

This is the best thing on the Internet. We undress everyday and it shows us how confined we are. Those imprints show how uncomfortable we are throughout each day just to impress other people. We create prisons in our own clothes. We are a prisoner in a socially constructed idea of what is beautiful.

yes its back



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How to pick-up women

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